my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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