Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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