his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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