There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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