His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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