great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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