I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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