Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
