The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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