Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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