My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
