I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.