You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.