my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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