clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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