I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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