He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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