I'm so fucking centered right now
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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