Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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