I'm going to jail i love you
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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