I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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