I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
