you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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