is your mom at the bar?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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