I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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