I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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