Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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