i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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