You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I can feel your judgement through the phone
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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