Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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