I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize