My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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