i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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