He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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