doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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