I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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