Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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