he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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