the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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