puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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