Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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