Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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