you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Come see our sink grown plant.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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