we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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