that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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