I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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birth control should be required to get into college
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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