when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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