Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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