he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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