I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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