i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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