Heybabeimwearingurpanties
barbara walters just said penis...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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