Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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