i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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