The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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