Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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