i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Randomize